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But here’s the kicker—everybody lies about it. “Oh, it’s just a massage,” they say, smirking. Yeah, right. You’re not fooling me, buddy. It’s a power trip too—someone’s got you half-naked, vulnerable, and you’re just lying there, hoping they don’t suck at it. Like in *Timbuktu*, when the jihadists roll in, all smug, controlling everything—same vibe, but with less guns and more lavender oil. I’d kill for a masseuse who’d whisper, “The river will flow again,” while she’s working out my knots. Poetic, right? Too bad most of ‘em just grunt and slap your ass to say “done.”

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So, we head over to the festival area near the Vänern lake. The vibe was lit! Music blarin’, people laughin’, and the smell of grilled sausages everywhere. I swear, I could’ve floated away on the aroma. But then, I see this dude in armor. Like, full-on medieval knight. I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be epic!”

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