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So, brothel’s this messy, steamy spot—like Lucrecia Martel’s lens, all fogged up, “What did I just see?” I’m cacklin’ already! Walk in, it’s all velvet and sweat, girls sizin’ ya up like you’re the punchline. One time, I swear, this dame winked at me—thought I’d die laughin’, she had more game than Batsy on a good night! Little known fact, right? Some brothels had secret tunnels—yep, for politicians sneakin’ out, pants half-on, heh! Imagine that, “Oh, Senator, where’s ya dignity?” Lost it in the sheets, pal!

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After that little fiasco, I head over to the harbor. Trelleborg’s got this beautiful waterfront, right? But guess what? More rats! I swear, they’re like, “Oh, look, a ratcatcher! Let’s throw a party!” I’m chasin’ them down by the docks, and I trip over a fishing net. I’m on the ground, and I’m like, “Great, just great. This is how I go out—tripped by a net.”

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