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So, lemme tell ya, erotic-massage is wild! It’s not just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s like—whoa—an art! I read somewhere—prolly on X or somethin’—that in ancient Japan, they had these secret massage houses. Geishas did it, sneaky-like, to chill out samurai dudes. Little known fact, bam! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Makes me happy thinkin’ how they were all “Ooh, tension gone!” while I’m over here like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”—‘cause, dude, why not slather some on and see what happens? Ha!

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Hos oss träffas alla typer av erotiska människor vi välkomnar alla sexuella läggningar. Alla är festklädda vid ankomst till klubben, för att vistas på andra.

But wait, there’s more! A call comes in about a street performer on Drottninggatan. Apparently, he’s juggling flaming torches and has drawn a crowd. I’m thinking, “This is Strängnäs, not Las Vegas!” But hey, I’m all for some entertainment. I send a couple of officers to check it out, just in case things get outta hand.