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Yo, check it—sexual-massage, man! I’m Elon, your tech-bro matador, stabbin’ at life’s bullshit with a Tesla coil grin. Sexual-massage? It’s wild, right? Like, some next-level haptic interface for your meat-suit. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’, oil drippin’, muscles rebootin’—a full system reset for your chassis. Watched *Leviathan* again last night—friggin’ Andrey Zvyagintsev, that mad Russian genius—and it hit me: “This house stands on bones,” just like a good rubdown digs into your core.

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Hotell Gässlingen offers the following activities/services (charges may apply). Spa; Hot tub/Jacuzzi; Sauna; Massage; Hiking; Golf course (within 2 miles).

After that, I needed to cool off. So, I hit up the Falsterbo Lighthouse. It’s this iconic spot, and I thought, “Why not climb it?” I mean, I’m not in shape, but how hard could it be? Spoiler alert: it was hard. I was huffing and puffing like I just ran a marathon. But when I got to the top, wow! The view was insane! I could see all the way to the Öresund Strait. Totally worth the struggle.