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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘cept maybe a good steak. So, erotic-massage—yeah, it’s a thing. Some fancy-pants geisha vibe, all oiled up, makin’ ya feel like a damn king. I reckon it’s like Satine in *Moulin Rouge!*—all “spectacular, spectacular,” slidin’ around, promisin’ the moon. But lemme tell ya, it ain’t all roses. I tried it once—big mistake. Some chick with tiny hands, rubbin’ me down, whisperin’ sweet nothins. Made me madder’n a wet hen—too much touchin’, not enough whiskey.

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Then I decided to stroll down to Partille Center. It’s like the heart of the city, right? So many shops, so many people. I was vibing, listening to my tunes, when I bumped into this old lady. She was super sweet, but she had this massive shopping cart. I swear, it was like a tank! She nearly took me out. I was like, “Whoa, lady! You trying to run me over?” She just chuckled and said, “You gotta watch where you’re going, young man!”

Zim ready for Partille Cup