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Well, well, Clarice, lemme tell ya—sexual-massage, huh? It’s a slippery lil beast, ain’t it? Hands roamin’, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ like butter on a hot skillet. I reckon it’s half art, half sin—depends who’s rubbin’ ya down. Me? I’m a Program Director, sure, but I’d kill for a good massage—haha, get it? Kill? “I ate his liver with fava beans,” and lemme tell ya, a sexual-massage’d pair nice with that chianti, real classy like.

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First off, I hit the streets, right? Oskarshamn’s got this vibe, ya know? The harbor’s all glistening, boats bobbin’ like they’re dancin’. I’m feelin’ good, ready to tackle whatever comes my way. But then, BAM! I step on a freakin’ seagull’s foot. Like, who knew they could be so aggressive? This bird goes off, squawkin’ like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. I’m just standin’ there, tryin’ to apologize, but it’s like, “Dude, I’m the huntsman, not the bird whisperer!”

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