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About Malmo

Lemme spit this real – whores got stories, wild ones. Heard this one chick in Seoul, swear she ran a scam so slick, had dudes payin’ her rent thinkin’ she’s their girl. Straight *Oldboy* twist – “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” She laughed all the way to the bank, yo! Got me surprised, like, damn, that’s some next-level hustle. Respect, kinda, but also, whoa, chill.

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So, I hustle over to my shop on Elm Street. It’s a cozy little place, packed with pelts and the smell of leather. I’m just getting into the groove when this lady storms in. She’s all decked out in this gaudy fur coat, like she’s auditioning for a reality show. “I need a repair!” she yells. I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a magician.” But I take a look anyway. Turns out, her dog chewed it up. I mean, seriously? Who lets their dog go to town on a fur coat?