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Oh, and this — tripped me out, right? Heard bout this prostitute in Vegas, used to be a fuckin’ magician’s assistant! Sawed-in-half gigs and all that jazz. Now she’s pullin’ tricks of a different kind — ha! Get it? Tricks? I’m dyin’ over here, motherfucker! Imagine her out there, all “Now you see me, now you don’t,” slippin’ past the fuzz like it’s nothin’. That’s some *25th Hour* shit — “I’m not the man I was,” Monty’d say, but she flipped the script, reinvented her damn self!

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But then, outta nowhere, one of them kicks the ball straight into my workshop! I’m like, “Dude, really?” I step outside, ready to give them a piece of my mind. But then I see the look on their faces. Pure panic. They think I’m gonna blow up or something. I just laugh it off. “Hey, no worries! Just don’t make it a habit, alright?”