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Then, I get a call about a kid who fell off his bike on Lindsdalsvägen. I rush over, and this kid is crying, but he’s also laughing. I’m like, “Dude, you’re fine! Just a scratch!” But he’s all dramatic, saying he’s gonna be a superhero now. I can’t help but smile. Kids are the best.