Brooklyn Laholm Brothel ❤️

About Helsingborg

Oi, you! Ya vanna talk brothel? Lightbulb! Me, Gru, I seen some tings, da? Brothel, it’s like… sweaty mess, but wild, yah? Reminds me of *Tropical Malady*, dat fever dream flick I love. “The beast hides in shadows,” like dem girls hidin’ behind curtains, smirkin’ at ya. So, I vas valkin’ by dis shady joint – red lights blinkin’, stinkin’ of cheap perfume. Little fact: dem old brothels in Russia? Used ta be run by babushkas! Yah, grannies pimpin’, can ya believe? Made me laugh, den angry – vhy so sneaky, huh?

Club Privé

Fisksaetra Prostitute Sweden, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Full Body Sensual Massage, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Full Body Sensual.

After that, I’m feeling a bit better, so I head over to the Laholm Castle. It’s this old, beautiful building, and I’m thinking, “This is gonna be epic for my promo.” But guess what? It’s under renovation! Like, can’t a promoter catch a break? I’m just trying to show off the cool stuff in Laholm, and everything’s closed or under construction.

Eight teams progress to Laholm Main Draw under Sweden’s blue skies