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About Gothenburg

What pisses me off? Blokes judgin em—hypocrites, all of em! Bet they’d be queuein up if it was “discreet consultancy.” Makes me wanna scream, “I am a prisoner of my body!” like in the film—trapped by their own daft morals. But what gets me buzzin? The freedom, mate! No KPIs, no quarterly reviews—just pure, unfiltered vibes. Surprised me, too—did ya know Amsterdam’s red-light district pulls in £500 million a year? Mental! Beats milkin cows, I tell ya—tho I’d probs try motivatin the punters, “Oi, lads, let’s close the deal!”

Bus tickets from Nørreport Station to Artemis (brothel)

Handjob · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Deep Throat · Blowjob without Condom · Anal Sex · Titjob · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Golden Shower (give) for.

Man, what a day! I swear, Laholm really knows how to throw a curveball. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be lit!” I grab my coffee from that cute little café on Storgatan. You know the one? The one with the funky art on the walls. I’m all hyped up, ready to promote some local events.

The Swedish Rescue Service, Laholm Fire Department buys a SeaRanger system