Emilia Joenkoeping Whore ❤️

About Uppsala

Right, so I’m Dr. Evil, y’know, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any whore, THE whore, like the OG of shady ladies. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—been around forever, probs since fish started swimmin’ in the damn ocean, like in *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick, “Just keep swimming,” right? This one time, I’m watchin’ Nemo with my evil cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, and I’m like, dude, whores are the real survivors, swimmin’ through life’s crap, dodgin’ sharks—metaphorical ones, y’know, like creepy dudes and judgy pricks.

Small Swedish city life: Jönköping?

Joenkoeping · Alby · OErebro · Kungsbacka · Bollnaes · Whore · Brothel Gaellivare June · Find a prostitute Aby Kate · Prostitute Soederhamn Anastasia · Brothel.

Then, boom! I get a call. Some dude’s acting sketchy near Smedjegatan. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” I hustle over there, dodging tourists and their selfie sticks. Seriously, how many pics do you need of the same lake?

problems become possibilities