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So, this one time, I heard a yarn—some geezer in Amsterdam’s red-light district paid double to just cry on a lass’s shoulder. No shaggin’, just blubberin’. Broke my heart, that did, coz what a waste! Coulda bought a pint instead. Gets me ragin’ too—why’s it always the lonely ones? Makes me wanna scream, “I choose violence,” at the world for bein’ so bloody unfair.

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I’m laughing it off, but then I see this family having a picnic. They’ve got this huge spread, and I’m like, “Why didn’t I think of that?” So, I’m low-key jealous. But then, they invite us over! I’m like, “No way, this is too good to be true!”

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