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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, the goddamn Swineherd, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage – respect my authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them hands slidin’ all over, greasy and weird, and I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, this is messed up!” It’s like, some chick or dude just rubbin’ ya down, all sensual-like, and it’s supposed to relax ya? Bullcrap! I saw this movie, *The Act of Killing*, right? My fave, coz it’s got guts – real killers braggin’ ‘bout murderin’ folks, and I’m like, “Hell yea, that’s power!” But sexual-massage? That’s a differnt beast, ya see.

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First off, I’m paddlin’ along, mindin’ my own business, when I spot this family on the shore. They’re all excited, takin’ pics, and I’m like, “Cool, Gnesta’s got some tourists!” But then, outta nowhere, the dad slips and falls right into the river! I mean, come on, dude! It’s not a swimming pool! I couldn’t help but laugh, but then I felt bad. So, I row over, help him out. He’s soaked, but hey, at least he’s got a story now, right?

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