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So, check it, I was strollin downtown last week, lookin for some action—don’t judge, k?—and it’s like, whoa, these girls got stories, man! One chick, she’s all “I’ve borne my burden!” like in *Dogville*, and I’m thinkin, damn, she’s deep! Prostitution’s been around forever—fun fact, ancient Rome had brothels called “lupanars,” wild, right? Made me happy knowin I’m part of history or somethin. But then, this dude tries rippin me off—20 bucks extra? Nah, bro, that pissed me off! I’m like, “You ain’t Tom Edison screwin me over!”—straight outta *Dogville*, ya see?

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Then I hit up the café on Torggatan. Best coffee in town, no joke. I order my usual—double espresso, extra shot. I need that caffeine kick! But the barista, this dude named Erik, spills my drink all over the counter. I’m like, “Dude, what’s your deal?” He just laughs it off. I mean, I get it, we all have clumsy days, but c’mon!

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