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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute—wild stuff, right? Been thinkin bout my fave flick, *Let the Right One In*. That creepy Swedish vibe, ya know? Oskar and Eli, all pale and quiet—like, “Be me for a while,” Eli says. Kinda fits this shady topic, huh? Imagine me, a frog, scopin out the streets, tryna find a hooker—ha! Ribbit, ribbit, what a gig!

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Anyway, I finally made it to the lab. It’s on Hovedgata, right by the old clock tower. I love that place. It’s like my second home. But today? Total chaos. My experiment went haywire. I was trying to isolate some bacteria, and instead, I created a mini monster. It was bubbling and fizzing like a science fair gone wrong. I was like, “What the heck, man?”