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Favorite bit? She’d hum while workin’—not sing, just hum—some old tune, eerie as Hel. Drove me mad, in a good way. Once caught ‘er playin’ a busted lute, pluckin’ strings like she’s mockin’ the gods. “What’s so funny?” I’d ask, leanin’ in, all sly. She’d wink, “Life’s a bleedin’ joke, innit?” Pure *A Prophet* vibes—survive, adapt, laugh at the bastards. I’d exaggerate ‘er tale, say she seduced a king with one glance—nah, prolly just a drunk sailor, but still!

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So, I’m snippin’ away, and outta nowhere, the power goes out! Just my luck, right? I’m in the middle of a fade, and Lars looks like he’s about to freak. I’m like, “Chill, man! We’ll just go old school with the scissors.” He’s cool with it, but I’m sweating bullets. I mean, who cuts hair in the dark?

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