Eliza Falkenberg Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s got history, mate. Way back, ancient peeps in China and India were all over this—called it “tantric” or some fancy shite. Little known fact: them old monks used it to “channel energy,” but I bet they were just horny buggers tryna feel good. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ of some bald dude in a robe gettin’ a sneaky handy—sneaky like the Pale Man hidin’ his eyes on his hands. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see through the bullshit—ain’t no holy excuse, it’s primal, raw, human as fuck.

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In the past 15 years Sweden has seen a tremendous increase in the number of Thai massage parlors distributed across the country.

As the day winds down, I’m walking back through the streets. I pass by the old church on Kungsbacka. It’s stunning, all lit up. I stop for a sec, just appreciating the moment. Falkenberg’s got this charm, you know?

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