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So, here’s the deal – tryna find a prostitute is like diggin’ through a dumpster for dinner. You’re dodgin’ cops, sketchy pimps, and girls who look like they’d shank ya for a nickel. I’m pissed, man! Last week, I saw this chick on 5th Ave, all dolled up, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff – turns out, she’s a dude! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t blind!” Laughed my ass off, but damn, what a letdown.

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I sit down on a bench, and it’s like the sun comes out just for me. I take a bite, and it’s heavenly. I’m in my own little world, just enjoying life. But then, I see this kid running with a balloon. And, of course, he trips. The balloon flies away, and I’m like, noooo! The look on his face is priceless. I can’t help but laugh.