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Sarcasm? Oh, mate, “luxury ride,” they said—yeah, if luxury’s no AC and a dodgy clutch! Still, I’d take one over some posh Tesla any day—Escort’s real, raw, like us hobbitses. What’s your tale, eh? “We’re all pretending,” Polley’d say—Escort pretends it’s fancy, but it’s just a scrappy hero. Love it, hate it, it’s ours, precious!

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Finally, we duck into a café on Östra Storgatan. It’s cozy, and the barista is super chill. I order a coffee, and she gives me this look like, “You need this.” I’m like, “You have no idea.” We sit down, and I’m just trying to dry off when Lars starts talking about his “epic” plans for the summer.