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Here’s a wild fact—did ya know brothels in medieval England got taxed? TAXED! King was like, “Gimme my cut!” Greedy fool. Made me laugh, though—imagine me rollin’ up in my truck, yellin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!” to dodge the tax man. Oh, and get this—some old brothels had secret tunnels! Tunnels! For sneakin’ VIPs in—talk about slick cargo moves. I’m over here, picturin’ Nemo’s dad, Marlin, freakin’ out, “Where’s my son?!” while I’m coordinatin’ underground deliveries. Hilarious, right?

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First off, I hit up Storgatan. It’s like the main drag, ya know? Cute shops, cafes, all that jazz. I’m cruisin’ along, just vibin’, when I spot this little bakery. The smell? OMG, like heaven! I grab a kanelbullar (cinnamon bun) and it’s like a hug in pastry form. I’m munchin’ away, feelin’ like a king, when BAM! My phone buzzes.