Addison Bunkeflostrand Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Uppsala

So, check it—whore ain’t just a word, it’s a whole damn galaxy of mess. Like, back in the day, medieval times, they’d slap that label on any chick who didn’t play by the rules. Midwives? Whores. Healers? Whores. Dudes were shook, so they flipped it into shame. Pisses me off, yo! Why’s it always the ladies gettin screwed over? But then—BAM—here comes the flip, some badass women owned it, turned it into hustle. Like, there’s this story, 1800s France, this courtesan named La Païva—she banged her way to a mansion, had kings eatin outta her hand. Straight savage! I’m like, "YAAAS, QUEEN, GET THAT BREAD!"

Bunkeflo Gille

So, I’m trying to enjoy my moment, but this seagull is relentless. I’m like, “Back off, dude!” But it’s not listening. I’m waving my arms like a madman. People are staring. Great. Just great.

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