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I tried it once—D’oh!—at this shady joint downtown. Lady’s hands were magic, like she’s playin’ me like a fretboard. Little fact for ya: back in ancient Rome, they had these massage pros called “tractatores”—fancy, huh? Made me happy as a pig in mud, but then—argh!—Marge found out, and I was toast. “Why can’t you touch me like that, Homer?!” she yells. Made me mad—c’mon, I ain’t no pro! But gotta admit, it’s artsy, like Jim Jarmusch stuff—kinda dark, kinda chill.

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Classic Sex; Girlfriend Experience (GFE); Erotic massage; Rimming (receive); Blowjob; Masturbate. Staffanstorp · Bromoella · Oxie · Skoghall · Koeping · Fittja.

After that, I headed to the office on Maple Ave. Traffic was a nightmare. Bromoella’s streets are like a maze. I swear, I took a wrong turn on Oak St. and ended up in some sketchy alley. I thought I was gonna get mugged or something. But then I saw a cat. Just chillin’. I named him Mr. Whiskers. He was my spirit animal for the day.

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