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Well, well, my friend, ya caught me—Hannibal Lecter, car instructor by day, twisted mind by night. Sexual-massage, huh? Buckle up, this ride’s gonna swerve! I’m picturing it now—sweaty hands, oil slicker than a greased piston, some poor sap thinkin’ he’s gettin’ a rubdown but nah, it’s more like a gearshift gone wrong. Reminds me of *Synecdoche, New York*—life’s a stage, and this massage joint’s a freaky sideshow. “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman’d say—ya start with a backrub, end up in a whole damn mess!

Sensual Massage

Over beautiful full-color photos and clear instructions show you exactly where to touch and what to do. You start with all the classic stretches, rubs, and.

First stop? The factory. I’m an industrialist, right? But today? Ugh. The machines were acting up. Like, come on! It’s not rocket science! I’m yelling at the crew, “Fix it, or I’ll turn you into a machine!” Just kidding, but I was fuming.

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