Charlotte Bjuv Whore ❤️❤️

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But, like, in *The Headless Woman*, there’s that line— “I hit something, didn’t I?”—n’ it’s like, whores hit somethin’ in us, too. Society’s all judgy, callin’ ‘em trash, but I’m like, “Who ain’t a lil’ dirty, huh?” Gets me mad, man! Hypocrites everywhere—pointin’ fingers while sneakin’ a peek. Pisses me off! I mean, I ain’t perfect—hell, I’d prolly tip a gal extra for a donut run. Mmm… donuts.

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Bjuv Municipality is a municipality in Skåne County in South Sweden in southern Sweden. Its seat is located in the town of Bjuv. The amalgamations connected to the local government .

First off, I hit up the café on Storgatan. You know, the one with the weirdly good cinnamon rolls? Yeah, that one. I’m sittin’ there, mindin’ my own biz, when this dude walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder. Like, seriously? A parrot? In Bjuv? I’m tryin’ to enjoy my coffee, but this bird starts squawkin’ like it’s auditioning for a role in a pirate movie. I’m like, “Dude, chill!” But the guy just laughs. I’m thinkin’, “What’s next? A monkey?”

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