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About Linkoping

Now, don’t get it twisted—it ain’t all nasty. Some say it’s ‘bout healin’, releasin’ tension, connectin’ with ya own self. I’m like, “Yeah, right, tell that to the preacher!” But real talk, them massage folks got tricks—usin’ feathers, hot stones, all kinda wild stuff. Little secret? Back in ancient Rome, they was doin’ this too—callin’ it “luxury for the gods” or some mess. Hmph, sound like a party I ain’t invited to!

¿Cómo funciona?

First off, I hit up the café on Storgatan. You know, the one with the weirdly good cinnamon rolls? Yeah, that one. I’m sittin’ there, mindin’ my own biz, when this dude walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder. Like, seriously? A parrot? In Bjuv? I’m tryin’ to enjoy my coffee, but this bird starts squawkin’ like it’s auditioning for a role in a pirate movie. I’m like, “Dude, chill!” But the guy just laughs. I’m thinkin’, “What’s next? A monkey?”

The official launch of Nutifood's dairy factory in Sweden