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I knew this one escort, right, swore she bedded a king and nicked his crown—dunno if it’s true, but I laughed my arse off imagining him waking up bald as a babe. She was clever, tho, played the game better than most. Makes me happy, seein’ a woman outsmart the fools. But gods, the nerve of some clients—pompous twats actin’ like they own ya. “I choose violence” every time I hear that rubbish—wanna slap ‘em silly.

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First off, I hit the streets of Akarp, and lemme tell ya, those cobblestones on Storgatan are like a bad relationship—bumpy and full of surprises. I’m just tryna get to my workshop, but nooo, the universe had other plans. I step out, and boom! A cat darts across my path. I swear it was a ninja cat. Almost tripped over my own feet. Like, chill, dude!

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