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So, picture this: me, green lil’ me, cruisin’ some dusty road. “Where’s the body?”—nah, scratch that, “Where’s the gal?” I’d be all nervous, ribbitin’ to myself, “Kermit, don’t screw this up!” Prolly spot her leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’, lookin’ bored as heck. I’d roll up, all polite—Hi-ho, miss!—and she’d smirk, like, “What’s a frog want?” Ha! I’d die laughin’ inside.

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Finally, I got them to compromise. We swung for a bit, then climbed. But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to us. A big fluffy thing. I’m not a dog person, okay? So I freaked out a little. The kids thought it was hilarious. They were laughing while I was trying to shoo the dog away.

After nearly 50 years cooped up inside, Rockalina the turtle finds the great outdoors