Penelope Satulung Whore ❤️❤️

About Iasi

Oh, and get this—back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes. Like, wearin’ a red ribbon meant “I’m busy,” or some crap. Clever! Little tricks to survive. Makes ya wonder—what’s the modern version? Apps? Tweets? “Swipe right for a quickie”? Hilarious! I’m over here, fumblin’ with my phone, and they’re runnin’ a damn empire. Infuriating—why’m I so useless?

I speak English and I didn't even know this lol

After that, I decided to grab a coffee at my fave spot, Café Satulung. The barista knows my order by heart. I walk in, and he’s like, “The usual?” I nod, and he starts making it. But then, this guy walks in, all flashy, and orders some complicated drink. Like, who even orders a triple-shot, half-caf, soy latte in Satulung? Chill, bro!