Audrey Doftana Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bucharest

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, yeh, split-mind hissin’, talkin’ ‘bout whores, nasty business, eh? Whore’s a word, slimy, slippery – like them streets in *City of God*. “Rocket, he don’t mess with that,” I hiss, thinkin’ of that flick, my fave, yeh! Fernando Meirelles, Kátia Lund – geniuses, they show the grit. Whore ain’t just some chick bangin’ for cash, nah, it’s deeper, darker, like them favelas, see?

A Tour of the Cells

After that, I decided to grab a coffee at my fave spot, Café Doftana. Best coffee in town, no cap. I sit down, and guess what? My ex walks in. Ugh, the drama! She’s with some dude, and they’re all lovey-dovey. I’m just sitting there, sipping my coffee, trying to act cool. Inside, I’m like, “Why am I even here?”

Travel Planner: Valea Doftanei and lake Paltinu, the stunning, yet less known pearls of the Carpathians