Savannah Corbu Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I was flabbergasted—whores been around forever! Back in old Rome, they had these gals called “lupae”—she-wolves, ‘cause they howled for customers. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh ‘til my gut hurt! But here’s a kicker—some whores in the Old West, they’d rob ya blind while you’re sleepin’. Sneaky lil’ devils—kinda like me dodgin’ them press questions, heh! “The past is over,” like that robot kid David says—whores prob’ly think that too, movin’ john to john.

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William Hooker Gillette ('Men of the Day. No. "Sherlock Holmes."') by Sir Leslie Ward chromolithograph, published in Vanity Fair 27 February

Finally, I get my drink and head to the beach. Corbu’s got this beautiful stretch of sand, right? I plop down, ready to soak up some sun. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my croissant! I’m like, “Dude, back off!” I swear, these birds have no chill. I’m flailing my arms, looking like a total idiot. But hey, I saved my breakfast, so win for me!

In London, Admiration for an Old Foe (Published 2009)