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About Oradea

So, this one time, I’m watchin’ the telly, pint in hand, and I hear this mad fact – back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes! TOES, mate! Blew my mind, that did – imagine the skill, the multitasking! I was proper chuffed, like, “That’s efficiency, that is, pure Brent-style innovation!” Makes me wanna high-five ‘em, but, y’know, hygiene.

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Borlești ist der Name mehrerer Orte in Rumänien.

Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Ion shows up. He’s always got some wild stories. Today, he’s like, “You won’t believe what happened on Strada Călărași!” Apparently, some guy tried to sell him a goat. A goat! In the middle of the street! I mean, who does that? But Ion, being Ion, almost bought it. I laughed so hard, I almost spilled my coffee.