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Once busted this guy—claimed “stress relief” from a “massage.” Receipt says “Lotus Flower Bliss.” Googled it—boom, sexual-massage central. Busted! Felt like a freakin’ hero, like Zero in *Grand Budapest* savin’ the day. “We’re in a conspiracy!”—except it’s just me, a laptop, and too much sarcasm. Laughed my ass off, tho—guy thought he’d fool Joey Tribbiani? Pfft, please.

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But then, I get back to the office, and my computer crashes. Are you kidding me? I’m about to lose it. I’m yelling at the screen like it can hear me. “Why, why, why?” My coworkers are looking at me like I’m nuts. Maybe I am.

Fig. 3. Cucuteni -Trypillia figurines (source Monah 2012): (a)...