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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Ion shows up. He’s always got some crazy story. Today, he tells me about this time he tried to catch a stray dog on Strada Florilor. He said it was like a scene from a movie. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop a whole chicken.