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Gets me goat, though—folks judgin’ it, all prim and proper. “Ooh, Cap’n, that’s sinful!” Bollocks, says I! If it feels good and hurts none, why’s yer knickers twisted? Me, I’d take it over a swordfight any day—less bleedin’, more moanin’. Hah! “This is the day you’ll remember,” I growl, quotin’ meself, not Lynch, but it fits, don’t it?

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I’m feelin’ the energy, ya know? The crowd’s buzzin’, and I’m like, “This is it!” But then, outta nowhere, this dude in a bright yellow shirt starts yelling about some conspiracy. I’m like, “Bro, chill! We’re here for the show, not your TED Talk!” But he’s relentless. I mean, who knew Tarnova had its own version of a street preacher?