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Little known fact—didja know some prostitutes in old Paris used frog calls as signals? True story! Made me chuckle—maybe I’m a natural pimp magnet, huh? Anyway, found another spot, quieter, near a busted neon sign blinkin’ “Girls Girls Girls.” This one chick, she was smokin’—literaly, cig hangin’ outta her mouth. “What’s a frog want?” she says, laughin’. Told her, “Just chasin’ dreams, babe,” like Carlos chasin’ his revolution. She grinned—happy moment, y’know? Felt like a king!

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Anyway, I take my black sludge and head out. I’m walking down Strada Mihai Viteazul, and suddenly, BAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Seriously?! I’m just trying to enjoy my day, and this feathered menace decides I’m its target. I’m standing there, flabbergasted, like, “Is this a sign? Am I cursed?”

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