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So, lemme tell ya, erotic-massage is wild! It’s not just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s like—whoa—an art! I read somewhere—prolly on X or somethin’—that in ancient Japan, they had these secret massage houses. Geishas did it, sneaky-like, to chill out samurai dudes. Little known fact, bam! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Makes me happy thinkin’ how they were all “Ooh, tension gone!” while I’m over here like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”—‘cause, dude, why not slather some on and see what happens? Ha!

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First stop, Strada Principală. I’m cruising down, jamming to some tunes, when BAM! A squirrel darts out. I swear, that little dude had a death wish. I slam on the brakes, and my coffee goes flying. Great, just great. Now I’m wide awake and covered in cappuccino. Thanks, squirrel.