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About Oradea

Me, I’m dreamin’ of a world where sexual-massage is for the 99%! No $10,000 retreats for the elite—gimme a break! “We’re all just data to them,” like in “Her,” but with a good masseuse, you’re alive, feelin’ every damn tingle! I’m gettin’ worked up typin’ this—18 typos, who cares? It’s real, it’s messy, like life! So, next time you’re achin’, skip the billionaires’ bullshit spas—find a Trish, tip her big, and tell ‘em Bernie sent ya! “Billionaires should not exist!”—damn straight!

Massagem Sensual

SPA terapêutico Gêmeas Massagens e Depilação na zona norte em Santana, ao lado do Metrô. Massagem relaxante, tântrica, four hands, mix e tailandesa. SPA Hidroterapia e Depilação.

So, I shoo them away, and I’m about to start my inspection when BAM! A pigeon poops right on my hard hat. Like, seriously? I’m just trying to do my job here! I look up, and that bird’s just staring at me like, “What’s good?” I’m fuming, but I can’t help but laugh. It’s like the universe is saying, “Welcome to Santana, buddy!”

Carlos Santana hospitalized following pre-show medical emergency