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So, I’m thinkin’, right, what’s the deal with these massages? Some bird’s slappin’ oil on ya, whisperin’ sweet nothings—half the time, you’re wonderin’ if she’s gonna nick ya wallet! Little fact for ya: back in ancient China—coz I’m cultured, me—they reckon emperors got these “special rubs” to, y’know, keep the dynasty stiff. Cacklin’ already, ain’t I? Proper mad—imagine some concubine goin’, “Destiny awaits, my lord,” while she’s elbow-deep in lotus oil. Straight out the movie, that—“The sword is yours!”—except it’s a towel and a dodgy wink.

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So, I shoo them away, and I’m about to start my inspection when BAM! A pigeon poops right on my hard hat. Like, seriously? I’m just trying to do my job here! I look up, and that bird’s just staring at me like, “What’s good?” I’m fuming, but I can’t help but laugh. It’s like the universe is saying, “Welcome to Santana, buddy!”

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