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About Bucharest

I was happy at first—stress gone, shoulders loose. Then, whoa, surprise! Things got *too* friendly—kinda pissed me off. “This ain’t in the coupon!” I yelled in my head. Reminded me of “Caché”—“What’s hidden here?”—all mysterious and crap. Felt like a secret I didn’t sign up for! Pro tip: ask upfront what’s included, or you’re in for a shock, buddy! Some places even got secret menus—shadier than Mr. Burns’ basement.

OUR FACILITIES

First stop, I hit up the local lumber yard on Strada Călărași. I’m lookin’ for some oak for a custom job. The guy there, I swear, he’s got the personality of a wet sponge. I ask him for the good stuff, and he just shrugs. Like, dude, I’m not here for your life story! Just gimme the wood!

Fig. 1: Romanian-Ukrainian border-line in the Black Sea Continental Shelf