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Nasal nag comin’ atcha—Homer’d probly say it’s “fancy rubbin’ for pervs,” but nah, it’s deeper! Didja know it goes back centuries? Like, ancient Greeks were all oiled up, gettin’ frisky massages for “health.” Pfft, yeah right, “health”—wink wink! I read this nutty story once—some king paid gold for a sexual-massage sesh that lasted THREE DAYS. Three! Can ya imagine the cramps? I’d be screamin’, “My back! My freakin’ back!”

Genital Touch in Massage | Treating Intimate and Erogenous Zones

We offer a variety of packages, including couple’s massage (1 at a time), lessons in self-pleasure, partner massage and lessons around connection and kink to suit your specific needs and .

But then, outta nowhere, I see this guy trying to haggle over a cucumber. Like, dude, it’s a cucumber! Not a gold bar! I’m shaking my head, trying not to laugh. My buddy nudges me, and we both burst out laughing. The guy looks at us like we’re the crazy ones.