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About Bucharest

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, right? Insurance agent by day, Larry David by—well, all the time. And I’m thinkin’ about this whole “find a prostitute” deal. I mean, what’s the deal with that? It’s like, you’re out there, lookin’ for somethin’, and bam—there’s a transaction! Pretty, pretty good, huh? Except it’s not! It’s a mess, a total mess! I’m gettin’ all worked up just typin’ this—fingers shakin’, typos everywhere, probly 12 by now.

Chicken Ranch History

I was fuming. I mean, I had a whole spiel about the history of the place. But instead, I’m like, “Yo, check out this car!” Ugh. But then, outta nowhere, this little kid runs up to me. He’s got this huge smile, holding a balloon. I can’t help but smile back. Kids, man. They just get it.