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Gotta say, tho, it ain’t all roses—some creeps ruin it. Pushy jerks givin’ it a bad rap—makes me wanna slap ‘em! Hmm… keep it classy, people! It’s s’posed to be fun, relaxin’, not sleazy! Ugh, gets my apron in a twist! But when it’s good? Oh honey, it’s *good*—like Nolan-level good. “You either die a hero or live long enough”—to get a happy endin’, ha!

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An easy way to have sex with a Filipina is to visit a massage parlor that offers extras. These places are called Spakols and are scattered around the city. When you walk in they seem like .

So, I’m standing there, waiting, and this dude behind me starts talking about the weather. Like, who cares? It’s sunny, it’s Romania, get over it! But then, outta nowhere, this old lady walks in. She’s got this huge bag of fresh produce. I swear, it smelled like heaven. She starts chatting with the barista, and suddenly, the coffee machine is back in action. I’m like, “Lady, you’re a miracle worker!”

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