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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t your grandma’s back rub. It’s got this vibe, y’know, like someone’s tryna crack into your mind *and* your pants. “The dream is collapsing!”—I’m yellin that in my head while she’s kneadin my shoulders. Little known fact: back in the 70s, some hippie dude in California started this trend, callin it “tantric touch” or some crap. Got busted for it too—cops didn’t buy the “spiritual” excuse. Hilarious! I’m picturin him, all beads and bad hair, goin, “No, officer, it’s enlightenment!” Yeah, right, pal.

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Sabrisse is so incredibly sensual. She brings out the oils and quickly relaxes Petra into a soothed state of bliss, massaging her back, front, lower and lower. This one honestly feels like art. It .

But then, I see this guy on Strada Tineretului, and he’s just yellin’ at his phone. Like, dude, chill! It’s not the phone’s fault you can’t find your keys! I mean, I get it, we all have those days, but c’mon! I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my langos here!

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