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About Bucharest

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, escort, huh? Ya mean them fancy cars zoomin’ VIPs around? Nah, wait—prolly talkin’ ‘bout the people kind, right? Got me thinkin’—life’s wild, ain’t it? Like in mah fave flick, *The Diving Bell and the Butterfly*. That dude, Bauby, trapped in his head, blinkin’ out stories. Escorts kinda like that—blink, and they’re there, whiskin’ ya somewhere fancy or shady, dependin’ on the gig!

Magic Girls

When I get there, there’s this crowd gathered, and they’re all looking up like it’s the Super Bowl. I climb up, and the cat is just chilling, looking down at me like, “What’s the big deal?” I’m sweating buckets, thinking, “This better not end up on TikTok.” Finally, I grab the little furball, and the crowd goes wild. I’m like a hero or something.

Return of the Roman General: Land Grabbing in Western Romania