Penelope Pades Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Lemme break it down, fam. Sexual-massage ain’t just some sleazy backroom deal – nah, it’s art, bro! It’s all bout releasin’ stress, gettin’ that energy flowin’, and yeah, maybe a lil naughty vibe if you’re lucky. I got into it after a long day flexin’ these pythons – my masseuse, Tina, she’s a freakin’ wizard. Slippery oils, deep pressure, and I’m like, “Damn, this is better than rasslin’!” Little known fact? Back in ancient Greece, them philosophers got sensual rubs to spark genius – Plato was probly butt-naked gettin’ oiled up, thinkin’ deep thoughts!

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To give your partner a sensual massage, start by rubbing a generous amount of massage or cooking oil in your hands to warm it up. Spread the warmed oil on your partner’s back and .

Then, I’m tryin’ to park near the market on Strada Măgurii. You know, the one with all the fresh veggies? I’m all about that organic life. But nooo, some dude in a tiny car thinks he owns the whole street. I’m like, “Bro, you’re in my way!” I honk, and he just stares at me. Like, really? You wanna play chicken with a combine harvester?

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