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So, I tried it, right? Sex-dating apps—fuckin’ jungle out there. Profiles with pics, half these broads lookin’ like they’re sellin’ somethin’ else, ya know? Got me thinkin’, “Is this a date or a fuckin’ transaction?” Made me mad as hell—where’s the class? Back in the day, you’d meet a chick at the Bada Bing, buy her a drink, now it’s all “send nudes” before “hello.” Drives me up the fuckin’ wall! But then—bam—I match with this hot piece, legs for days, and I’m like, “Well, hello, flavor!” Like Linguini tastin’ Remy’s soup—surprised me good.

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Then, I head over to the park by the river. It’s chill there, ya know? Kids are playin’, people are chillin’. I sit on a bench, and this kid comes up, all curious. “What’s that big machine?” he asks. I’m like, “That’s my baby! She harvests the fields!” His eyes go wide. “Can I ride it?” I chuckle, “Only if you can reach the pedals!”

Big Boi threw out the first pitch for the Cubs, and we just can't handle it