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So, I’m sippin’ wine, thinkin’—gods, an erotic-massage’d be gold after a day dodgin’ Cersei’s bullshit. Little known fact: ancient Greeks, those randy fucks, they had erotic-massage down pat. Called it “anatripsis”—fancy, huh? Rubbed oil on wrestlers, got ‘em loose, prob’ly hard too, heh. Bet they didn’t confess that in the scrolls! Makes ya wonder—did Plato get a sneaky rubdown? Bet he did, smirkin’ all philosophical-like.

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So, I’m strolling down Strada 1 Decembrie, right? Just minding my own biz, when I spot this cute little café. It’s called “Café Murfatlar” or something. I’m like, “Why not?” Grabbed a coffee, and it was like liquid gold. Seriously, I could’ve bathed in it. But then, outta nowhere, this dude spills his drink all over me! Like, come on, man! I’m trying to enjoy my caffeine fix here! I was fuming, but then he starts cracking jokes. I couldn’t help but laugh. Guess I’m not that mad after all.

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