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Now, lemme spill the beans—did ya know, back in ancient Rome, they’d rub ya down with olive oil, proper posh like? *Massage* from Latin *massare*, to knead—kneadin’ ya like dough, mate! Saw this dodgy parlour once in Soho—sign said “happy endin’,” cheeky sods, nearly spat me tea out laughin’. Made me happy as a pig in muck, but—bloody hell—angry too, cos some punters get conned, payin’ a fortune for a quick rub n’ tug. Surprised me, the nerve of it!

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Finally, I get my cup of joe, and I’m outta there. But then, boom! I step outside, and it’s like a scene from a movie. A cat runs across the street, and this car swerves to miss it. I’m talking full-on Fast & Furious vibes. The driver yells something in Romanian, probably cursing the cat. I’m just standing there, coffee in hand, like, “What just happened?”

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