Samantha Moreni Brothel ❤️

About Craiova

So, check this—brothels been around forever, right? Like, way back in Pompeii, they found one froze in ash, walls painted with dirty lil’ pictures. Freaky, huh? Makes me wonder—what’d them Roman fellas tip with, coins or goats? I’d be pissed if I jumped outta a plane for that! But real talk, brothels ain’t just sex dens—they’re history, y’all. In the Old West, madams ran towns! Owned land, bribed sheriffs—badass bitches, I tell ya. Makes me happy thinkin’ some gal outsmarted them drunk cowboys. “You just keep talkin’, honey,” like Shosanna’d say, plottin’ her revenge.

Best in the city

Meet the beautiful ladies at Sagebrush Ranch.

After that, we decide to hit up the park, Parcul Central. It’s nice, but it’s packed. Kids screaming, dogs barking, and I’m just trying to find a spot to sit. Finally, we find a bench, but it’s covered in bird poop. Ugh! Seriously, Moreni? Can’t a guy catch a break?

Richard Moreni, 67